Code Therapy Session

Technical debt Lazy programming Conditional logic Comments If statements Therapy

Programming Javascript Debugging Typescript

7 months ago 160,735 views 0 shares

Code Therapy Session

programming-memes, debugging-memes, code-memes, if-statements-memes, therapy-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Therapy for programmers looks different. The code snippet shows the classic "if not condition, do whatever" pattern - the digital equivalent of shrugging and walking away from a problem. That smug look? It's the face of someone who's written untraceable bugs into production and feels absolutely zero remorse about it. The real mental health crisis in tech isn't burnout, it's the emotional void where code accountability should be.

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