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Content daisyowl daisyowl if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works," just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking 31417, 5:03 PM 11K Retweets 17.3K Likes 17 daisyowl daisyowl 31417 Replying to daisyowl not to oversimplify: first you have to flatten the rock and put lightning inside it 19 171,441 2,706 ProgrammerHumor.to

Ah, the modern approach to programming: just vibing and hoping the code works. The ostrich perfectly represents how we now debug – head not buried in sand, but held high with unearned confidence. Meanwhile, "C. Sharp" signs off on this masterpiece while "O RLY?" sits in the corner questioning our life choices. Remember when we used to actually understand our code? Yeah, me neither. Efficiency is now measured by how chill you look while your production server burns.

Content You participate in the team's on-call rotation, but since you build robust software this does not disrupt your work- life balance

Content When you find a library implementation of quicksort so you don't have to write bubble sort anymore The future is now, old man.

Content I hate this job WHYIS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEE and I hate my life nevermind misspelled a Variable 69 01 30 hasser. juior