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When your crush's behavior is too complex to understand with simple logic, bring out the big engineering guns! This guy took "mixed signals" literally and applied Fourier analysis—breaking down her complicated behavior into simpler sine waves. Next step: plotting her text response times against moon phases and coffee consumption. Hey, if it works for signal processing, why not relationships? The oscilloscope doesn't lie... even if his dating prospects might be approaching zero faster than a damped harmonic oscillator.

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Nothing motivates clean code like imminent death. Ten years in the industry and I've never seen a project manager create such efficient sprint velocity as a dictator with execution powers. Forget Agile certifications—just hire someone who can make "fatal error" literal. Debugging suddenly becomes a survival skill when your life depends on that semicolon you forgot.