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You know that feeling when you push 5,000 lines of undocumented spaghetti code to production on Friday afternoon, then drive away into the sunset with zero guilt? That's the energy here. No README, no comments, variable names like "x2" and "temp_final_FINAL_v3", and a codebase architecture only decipherable by archaeological carbon dating. The next developer who touches this will need therapy and a ouija board. But hey, not your problem anymore. You're already three exits down the highway, phone on silent, living your best life.

Content Betrayal Robbery Linear search on a sorted list What is the biggest sin? I said the biggest Perfect.

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The classic dev paradox: crying about impossible deadlines, legacy codebases, and micromanaging PMs while simultaneously clutching a fat stack of cash. Sure, we're miserable, but at least we're miserable with good compensation. It's like therapy, except instead of paying someone to listen to your problems, you get paid to create new ones.

Content SOLID Principle: "Classes should have a single responsibility. My classes: Please do not turn off the light switch. It also operates the elevator. Thank You