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Ah, the classic case of overengineering a solution for a problem that barely exists. Imagine using nanosecond precision for generating unique tokens in an app that only five people use, and STILL getting collisions. That's like bringing a nuclear warhead to kill a spider and somehow missing. For the uninitiated, a "nonce" is a number used just once in security protocols. Using nanoseconds (billionths of a second) should be massive overkill for uniqueness in a tiny app, yet somehow this dev defied probability itself. The cat's expression perfectly captures that moment of existential crisis when you realize the universe is conspiring against your code.

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The eternal promise of Python in a nutshell. After 20 years in the industry, I've watched countless devs get seduced by those "How to do X in Python!!!" tutorials that make everything seem magically simple. Just import someLibrary and call someLibrary.doEverything() and you're done! The reality? You'll spend the next 6 hours debugging dependency conflicts and reading through GitHub issues from 2017. The "1 marbillion likes" is just chef's kiss - nothing gets more engagement than making complex things look trivially easy. Welcome to modern programming, where we're all just one import statement away from solving world hunger.

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The mental health screening just took an unexpected turn! Using Visual Studio as your default text editor is like bringing a nuclear submarine to a fishing trip. Sure, it'll work, but the 15-minute startup time and 8GB of RAM consumption just to edit "hello.txt" might be signs of deeper issues. The family probably has a history of installing entire IDEs to change a single line of config files. Next question: "Does anyone in your family use Electron apps to check the weather?"