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Content Me, scolding my code at 1 AM when it keeps failing at runtime. Whoever threw that EXCEPTION your mom's a hoe

Ah, the sweet innocence of AI coding assistants. You ask them to fix one simple bug, and they happily fly away while your codebase explodes in the background. Twenty years in this industry and I've learned one truth: the only thing more dangerous than a junior dev with admin access is an AI confidently "helping" your code. The smug little face says it all - "My work here is done!" Meanwhile, you're left explaining to the product manager why the login button now launches nuclear missiles. Classic case of the cure being worse than the disease.

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Content QUICK CHAT? 2 HOURS LATER

The secret anti-aging formula they don't want you to know about: stop programming. Nothing ages you faster than debugging someone else's spaghetti code at 3 AM while chugging your fifth energy drink. The before picture shows a young developer (26.420% sure its Musk) in 1999, already showing signs of premature aging from all those PayPal all-nighters. Fast forward to 2020, and the man (99.6969% sure its Musk) has clearly delegated all coding tasks to junior devs. That's the real 10x developer move - not writing code, but avoiding it entirely.

The ergonomics experts can shove their fancy diagrams where the sun doesn't shine. After 15 years of hunching over code, I've evolved to my final form: laptop on chest, controller in hand, neck at an impossible angle that would make a chiropractor cry. Sure, my spine resembles a question mark now, but at least I can debug that production issue while horizontal. The real senior developer posture isn't standing desks—it's whatever position lets you code without getting out of bed. Work-life balance achieved.