Scientists vs Programmers: The Miracle Of Working Code

Content Debugging Idi:bg-ingl 1. Being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

Content Meesam PrOMemer I was reading a book about computer bugs when I reached page 403. 404 not found. So I referred to the table of contents. The missing page was about spiders. Web page not available. 10:41 am 22 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android

This programmer just discovered the joy of integer overflow in real life! The odometer reads "P 181181" but they're advertising it as just 45km. Classic programmer move—technically it's just 45km... after rolling over from 999,999! It's like when your unit tests pass because you didn't account for edge cases. The authorities might call it "fraud," but programmers call it "unexpected feature behavior." Next time try using a uint64 for your odometer, buddy!

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): os.syal FUNNY GOLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

Content Bugs are like this: Two Zero Two Four B: 2024 0024 0044 2044

Content Applying to jobs that use programming languages you don't know Watching a youtube 8 hr crash course video on a language you dont know, for an interview you somehow got, and still not knowing the language