Scientists vs Programmers: The Miracle Of Working Code

Content Hey man, heard you signed up for the new addle CIPO lean man, it went great, we're going out this Friday No, but I found a bug on their form validation technique Programmers How did it go? Did you find a date? Normal people

Oh, the SACRED RITUAL of game performance discussions! 🙄 You bring forth your meticulously collected data, benchmarks, and frame rate analyses showing a game is an optimization DISASTER... only to be SMITED by the almighty "works on my machine" defense! Because clearly, your exhaustive technical evidence is no match for Brad's magical gaming rig that can apparently run Cyberpunk on a toaster. The gaming community's version of putting fingers in ears and screaming "LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Truly the digital equivalent of bringing science to a feelings fight. ✨

The four stages of revisiting your old code: shock, disbelief, existential crisis, and finally that reluctant moment of understanding. First you're horrified at what you've created. Then you question every life decision that led you to writing such an abomination. After the third "why?" you're convinced you were possessed by some demonic entity. And then... that sad little "Oh, that's why" when you finally remember the ridiculous constraints, impossible deadlines, and 3AM energy drinks that led to your crimes against computer science. Your past self was simultaneously your worst enemy and your only ally.

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Content When you have read the error message 335 times by now, still don't understand anything and ask for help just for them to tell you to read the fking error message I'm so sorry

Content What's the difference between a light bulb and a programmer? A light bulb stops working when it burns out.