Chinese metro stations work harder than you do.

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You spend weeks crafting a beautiful UI with separate food bowls, carefully positioned for optimal feeding efficiency. Then your users show up and completely ignore your meticulously designed architecture, sprawling across the entire interface like they're at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Eight years in frontend development and I've learned one truth: no matter how intuitive you think your design is, users will find a way to use it wrong. It's not a bug, it's a feature of human nature.

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