Chinese metro stations work harder than you do.

Content If you use Foo and Bar as your variable names in official documentation, you are doing nothing to help your users learn

Content "Why is my function not outputting anything"? "Oh I never called the function"

Chrome Incognito: "Isn't the internet wonderful!" *sips colorful cocktail in Hawaiian shirt* Tor Browser: "I have seen horrible things" *clutches bottle, traumatized in trench coat* The actual dark web user: *thousand-yard stare of someone who's ventured into digital places where even system admins fear to tread* It's like comparing someone who thinks using private browsing to watch YouTube without recommendations is "hacking" versus the person who knows exactly which ports your firewall has left open since 2017.

Content The onLy valid measuRement OF Code QuALiTy: WTFSMiNuTe WTF WF WTF THiS SHiT code RevieW WTF code Review WTF dude, WTF WTF Good code. BAd code.

Content COMPLE Q. YOUR MAILING ADDRESS Use the address abbreviations from your AP Student Pack. Fill in STREET ADDRESS (include street number, street name, apartment number, etc.) 1 H H H

Content DEFENDING MY CODE IN CODE REVIEWS