Chinese metro stations work harder than you do.

Content When you run your script for the first time and your computer freezes (chuckles) I'm in danger

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The classic tech industry delusion: celebrating a "successful" AI loan approval system while the privacy analyst stands there like the only adult at a toddler's birthday party. The team is blissfully high-fiving over their black-box algorithm that somehow decides who gets loans, completely ignoring that financial regulators would sooner approve a bank robbery than an unexplainable AI model. Nothing says "we're doomed" quite like a room full of engineers celebrating code that works but can't explain why it works. Regulators tend to be funny that way—they actually want to know how you decided to reject someone's mortgage application beyond "the machine said no."

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The classic interview flex that falls completely flat. Interns strutting into interviews like they've conquered Mount Everest because they've solved some LeetCode problems, while Senior Developers couldn't care less about your algorithmic trophy collection. That 2000+ rating might impress your CS buddies, but in the trenches of production code, nobody's asking you to reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard at 3PM during a server meltdown. Real developers know that your ability to Google error messages and not break the build is worth ten times more than your fancy LeetCode rating.

Content I hate this job and my whole life Why I deserve this? Oh, that's okay. I just got the variable name wrong,