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Content STOP DOING AGILE REQUIREMENTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO CHANGE EVERY TWO WEEKS YEARS of ESTIMATING yet no real-world evidence of anything getting done faster "In order to reduce process we add more process" - statement dreamed up by the UTTERLY DERANGED POKER is a GAME not a PLANNING TOOL T-shirt size estimation belongs in the CLOTHING STORE not SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT "Points represent complexity, not time" YET YOU KEEP MEASURING HOW MANY POINTS FIT IN A WEEK?? People who want to "BURN DOWN" belongs in JAIL not run software teams Same goes for people doing GROOMING This is REAL SCRUM done by REAL scrum masters: Planning Work ACTUAL IDEAL Start: 50 points Done: 70 points Remaining: 100 points ????? ??? ???? They have played us for absolute fools

Content M TitsMcGee4782! y-yes? Did you, on March 26 2014, submit a post to the "coding support" forum in which you were literally begging for help with a very specific computer problem? Uh... . And, did you follow up that post with a reply 2 hours later simply saying, "never mind, I figured it out!", thus being of zero help to who- ever might find that post in the future? Maybe! 2018 Kristian Nygard patreon.cooptipess www.optipess.cor

Content -push to remote needs ssh -ssh needs 1password -1password needs windows hello -windows hello needs biometrics authentication so now every time I push to remote I stare at my laptop like

Content When V S Code reports 119 problems in my code But all 119 are just warnings! ProarammerHumo

OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of this meme! 🙄 Four years of algorithms, data structures, and crying over compiler errors just to pour oat milk into hipster cups?! The tech industry is LITERALLY collapsing while this CS grad is living his best life making latte art! The ultimate plot twist - trading Stack Overflow for coffee overflow! And you know what's the most INFURIATING part? He looks genuinely happy! Like, how DARE he find fulfillment outside the sacred temple of cubicles and Jira tickets?! The betrayal! The scandal! Next thing you know, bootcamp grads will be opening bakeries and the apocalypse will be complete!