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Content When you write 100 lines of code and it compiles on your first attempt

Content CHOP CHOP CHOP AARGH WHAT IS ALL THIS CRAP ? BIN IT COS WHY IS THIS STRUCTURE HERE? WHERE COULD THIS BRIDGE POSSIBLY LEAD THIS SIGN DOESN'T HELP ME MUCH 18 FTHIS IS BRIDGE WHAT A HORRIBLY DESIGNED STREET, MOST INEFFICIENT. GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS CONTRAPTION DO? I hate reading other people's code.

Content mv verfectly fine pull request NOB-DJ 751 Changes requested "you could also do it like this.. "there's nothing wrong with vour way, but have you tried... This is brilliant. my perfectly fine pull request K. QM 8621 But I like this.

Content This small internal code fix won't introduce any new bugs And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume I uSpEZiiL

Content Why would a fly land on something like this? Rats should be ashamed for falling in this trap BEARS!! This is ridiculous!

The eternal corporate blame game in its natural habitat. Nobody actually knows how the feature works because the documentation disappeared into the same void where missing socks and project timelines go. QA points to Product, Product points to Engineering, and Engineering points right back because that's how we roll in software development. Meanwhile, the customer is sitting there wondering why they pay for this circus. The real documentation was the friends we made along the way.