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When your non-technical CEO tries to explain HTML to investors... This is peak tech gibberish that would make any front-end developer spit out their coffee! HTML is a markup language for creating web pages, not some magical supercomputer architecture that lets you "build chips." It's like claiming your bicycle is actually a nuclear submarine because both have metal parts. The quote hilariously mangles technical concepts with the confidence of someone who just discovered the internet yesterday but needs to sound smart at a board meeting. For context: Trevor Milton (former Nikola Motors CEO) was convicted of fraud for misleading investors about his company's technology. His understanding of HTML appears to be on par with his understanding of gravity-powered trucks!

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In an era where devs frantically chase the latest frameworks, AI tools, and VSCode extensions, this rebel just casually admits they're using the same hardware they were born with. 🧠 Meanwhile the rest of us are installing 47 Chrome extensions, subscribing to 3 AI coding assistants, and still googling how to exit Vim for the 900th time. Revolutionary concept: actually thinking before coding!

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