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Introducing the revolutionary "Grok 4" – where version control is just a suggestion and your entire codebase fits in a single text file! 🔥 Just imagine the sheer efficiency of debugging 10,000 lines of code by scrolling frantically through a single document. Who needs Git when you can just attach your entire life's work as "all_code.txt" and pray nothing gets corrupted? The best part? You can "implement features in 5 seconds" – which is exactly how long it'll take before your colleagues start plotting your mysterious disappearance. Modern problems require ancient solutions!

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of computer manufacturers! 😤 They're out here giving us this pathetic smattering of ports like we're supposed to be GRATEFUL for the bare minimum?! The top image shows what they think we want - a measly handful of USB ports with some HDMI and audio thrown in like it's a generous buffet. Meanwhile, the bottom image is the TRUTH - what we ACTUALLY need is basically a PORT APOCALYPSE with enough USB connections to support our 47 devices, external drives, dongles, and that weird USB-powered coffee warmer we all secretly own. It's like they've never seen a developer's desk! We're drowning in cables and playing musical chairs with our peripherals while manufacturers act like we're asking for the moon! JUST GIVE US ALL THE PORTS ALREADY!

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The eternal struggle of being a "user" on your own machine. Linux makes you type sudo to run commands with admin privileges, even though you bought the hardware, installed the OS, and named the damn thing after your childhood pet. Meanwhile, the OS sits there like an overprotective military dictator, monitoring your every move and vaporizing you if you dare ask why you need permission to modify your own system files. The machine doesn't belong to you—you belong to the machine. Just accept it and type your password like a good little user.

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