Better Than Nothing Iguess

When everyone's like "Go is so simple!" and you're questioning your entire coding existence... Plot twist: it's not you, it's just Java developers fleeing their verbose nightmare! They're migrating faster than geese in winter. The grass is always greener where you don't need to type AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean just to print "hello world". 🏃‍♂️💨

Content Tester could not find even one defect in my code... ME FOR NEXT 5 DAYS: fb.meyuva.krishna.memes

Content losing your car keys losing your house keys losing your API kevs

Content There you go, adding a function... now I'm sure you're gonna get it wrong WHAAAAT?! WHAT THE FK?? You declared a variable and NEVER use it? HOW MANY TIMES DO NEED TO TELL YOU?? Unless you're gonna. OK well I guess that's all rignt then Hmm, I see you've assigned a value. But don't get too confident.. I'm watching you... CommitStrip.com

Content Asking why my code doesn't work on rAskProgramming and having 2 comments saying why I'm a piece of shit Showing my code on rProgrammingHorror and having 100 comments demonstrating how it could have been done well

Content Life of programmer Birth I don't know why this code isn't working! don't know why this code is working! Death