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That tiny crack in the dam is all that stands between your company and a catastrophic flood of bad code decisions from 2012. Management keeps asking why you're "wasting time" fixing the crack instead of building that pointless new feature nobody asked for. Meanwhile, the intern just asked what "documentation" means.

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The eternal programming language war rages on while the Java dev quietly pays his mortgage. While Rust fanatics and Python zealots are throwing chairs at each other in Reddit threads, the 45-year-old Java developer is collecting his six-figure salary for maintaining legacy enterprise code that nobody wants to touch. Sure, it's not sexy, but neither is living in your parents' basement at 30 because you spent your career chasing the hottest new framework instead of job security. The real 10x developer is the one who can afford ten times the square footage.

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Double-entry bookkeeping meets game development! Instead of simply updating health values, this meticulous dev tracks every hit and miss with proper accounting principles. Each damage event creates balanced transactions—when you inflict damage, both your damage account gets credited AND a missed damage account gets debited. Taking damage? Same deal but reversed! The compiler might not care about balanced books, but somewhere an accounting professor is nodding in approval while a game design teacher questions their life choices.

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