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Content Using Jira doesn't make you agile If those project managers could read, they'd be very upset.

Ah, the sacred rite of passage for every C programmer! That moment when your code finally springs a memory leak is like joining an exclusive club you never wanted to be part of. You've been living in blissful ignorance with your garbage-collected languages, thinking memory management is someone else's problem. Then BAM! Your C program starts consuming RAM like a hungry hippo, and you're frantically Googling "valgrind tutorial" at 3 AM. The squirrel's celebratory pose perfectly captures that twisted sense of achievement. "Finally! I've graduated from 'Hello World' to 'Goodbye Available Memory'!"

Project managers choosing to draw 25 UNO cards rather than upgrade to Python 3 is the tech equivalent of saying "I'd rather eat glass." Python 2 reached end-of-life in 2020, but some companies are still clinging to it like it's the last bottle of water in a desert. The technical debt keeps piling up while managers keep muttering "but it works fine" through gritted teeth. Meanwhile, developers silently contemplate career changes.

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Ah yes, the most deterministic random number generator ever created. This function declares an uninitialized integer 'd', then immediately returns it. Congratulations, you've successfully implemented a "random" number generator that returns whatever garbage value happened to be sitting in that memory location. It's random in the sense that you have no idea what you're getting, but it's definitely not what anyone requesting a random number would want. Task failed successfully.