Better Luck Next Time

Content Job application Inbox 1 me After weeks of consideration we have decided to go with another candidate who is better suited to our needs at this time. It was noted during your interviews, you told both our recruiter and the hiring manager that "they wasted your time because they were late" and "you took time off from work just to hear a low ball offer and that we should have posted the salary range in the job description" We told you that we do this so people won't apply just for the money. After which you replied "what money?" Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely,

Content Show me your code snippet, and I'm going to review it in a passive-aggressive manner ProgrammerHumor

Content Flunked Out and Fired firedflunkie 36s It's a sensitive subject Artificiallntelligence Me: Hey robot, can you tell me what the cube root of 41063625 is? Robot: 345, fuckin light work bro Me: Nice. Hey robot, what is that thing over there? Is that a traffic light? Or a storefront? Is it a crosswalk? I can't tell, what is that thing? Robot: ... sobs mechanically ProgrammerHumor

Content CAN'T CRACK A PASSWORD IF IT DOESN'T EXIST

Content How to do coding ROBOBBLOT LAPPLE DALLA: You write some code in the editor Then you try executing it. Fuck! You messed it all up, just like everything else you do. Your code is exactly like your life. ProarammerHumor.io A lot of bugs, unreadable... ... and no one loves you.

Content When you're on vacation and someone else continues to code inside your program Look how they masqcred my boy.