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Content redacted committed 6a0db6 7 minutes ago View source Apprc Optimized app loading 1 file FILTER BY COMMENTS SORT BY Fil v lib provider apploader.dart O 0 -24, 11 24,11 class Apploader extends Cubitint 24 24 emit (state 1); 25 25 26 26 27 await LocalData.ensureInitialization(); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 300)); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 50)); if (!context.mounted) throw "Failed init"; 27 28 28 29 29 36 39 31 32 32 33 33 34 34 await context.readSettings().tryLoad(); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 300)); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 50)); if (Icontext.mounted) throw "Failed init"; -37,7 37,7 class Apploader extends Cubitint await User (). tryLoad(); if (!User () .loggedIn) return; 137 37 38 38 30 30 40 await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 300)); await Future.delayed(const Duration(milliseconds: 50));

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