Bathroom's been spending a lot of time on github

Ah, the corporate food chain in its natural habitat. The junior programmer—submerged in mud and barely visible—did all the actual work while the Dev Lead stands there looking presentable. Meanwhile, Senior Management is off-screen, probably sending "congratulations" emails from a golf course. The hippo gets more recognition than the person who wrote the code. Just another day in tech where your Git commits are inversely proportional to your visibility at the success party.

Content Someone: Lol this application looks so simple I bet even I can make this. The developer who spent hours making it:

Content Today at 10:53 PM do you fuck committed 7 minutes ago fuck committed 32 minutes ago AAAAAAA committed 38 minutes ago want to take a break

Content Me and the boys after endorsing each other's skills on Linkedin

Content WOW! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? EVERY TIME MY CODE WORKS JESUS CHRIST. ONE PUSH-UP. ubbweyb

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