Bathroom's been spending a lot of time on github

Jean-Baptiste Kempf created VLC media player, rejected millions in funding to keep it open-source and ad-free, and gave humanity a media player that literally plays everything. A true legend. But then he went and blessed us with the ability to crank the volume to 200%. You know, because sometimes 100% just isn't enough when you're trying to hear dialogue in a Christopher Nolan film or compensate for your laptop's pathetic speakers. The beauty is that VLC doesn't judge you. It doesn't pop up a warning like "Hey buddy, maybe turn it down?" Nope. It just says "You want 200%? Here's 200%. Your eardrums, your problem." That's the kind of trust-based relationship we need more of in software development. Also, respect to the title's MPC-HC shoutout—because let's be real, the media player wars are the most wholesome tech debate where everyone's just happy their codec works.

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Spotted in the wild: the elusive Vim purist, a developer so hardcore they've rejected modern comforts like autocomplete, AI assistants, and even search engines. This rare specimen navigates Arch Linux solely through cryptic man pages while typing raw code on a battle-scarred ThinkPad. It's like watching someone choose to chisel code into stone tablets when everyone else is using power tools. The "psychopath" label might be harsh, but let's be honest—this is the same energy as someone who insists on churning their own butter while living next door to a grocery store.

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When your machine learning course gets too intense, so you take it to the next level—literally. This is what happens when someone takes "deep learning" a bit too literally. While neural networks are diving into layers of abstraction, this person is diving into a pool with their textbook. The irony is palpable—studying underwater won't make your AI algorithms any more fluid, but it might make your textbook unusable. Next up: "reinforcement learning" at the gym and "natural language processing" by shouting at trees.

Content Me: Google's how to kill child with fork. My FBI agent who knows a bit of programming: he remembers that I have never googled anything related to programming