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Content I KNOW WHY I DON'T KNOW WHY MY CODE RUNS MY CODE DOESN'T RUN

OH MY GOD! A WHOLE 500 LINES OF CODE?! IN A VEHICLE?! *faints dramatically* Meanwhile, every developer is staring at their million-line codebase thinking, "That's cute, my coffee machine has more code than your entire car." The absolute AUDACITY to call 500 lines "complex" when modern web browsers contain more code than the entire history of transportation combined. This ad is the programming equivalent of someone bragging about their "extreme" workout routine of walking up a single flight of stairs. 💀

Content "The thing about programming is that your learning is never complete, and neither are your bug hunting or your crying." programming coding devlife compsci Feb 25th, 2016 374 notes

Content Pratik Bhavsar 2nd NLP Semantic Search IT Bombay 4d G Follow Full stack term was invented by some smart manager who was tired of thinking who will do what. Solution: Everyone does everything. Now the managers continue to have a good time while you keep wondering why am I stupid to not know everything. 5 comments Froarammerhumor.to

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