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The eternal CSS unit struggle claims another victim! Type "200px" for a nice, predictable border width... but hit "200em" and suddenly your eyebrows are consuming half the viewport. That's not responsive design, that's responsive disaster. The difference between "looks fine on my machine" and "summoning social services" is literally one character. And they wonder why frontend developers drink.

First frame: Seeing a ternary operator with an empty string fallback. Second frame: Realizing they wrapped it in a try-catch block that does exactly the same thing if it fails. That face when you discover someone wrote defensive code against their defensive code. It's like wearing a life jacket while sitting inside a lifeboat... that's inside another lifeboat. The redundancy is so beautifully pointless it's almost art.

The classic programmer hustle - convincing parents that you need a $2000 MacBook Pro to "learn coding" when a $300 Chromebook would do just fine. But hey, those compilation times are critical for your "Hello World" programs, right? The endless cycle of requesting hardware upgrades is practically a rite of passage for young devs. Parents eventually catch on that you're mostly using that 32GB RAM to have 97 Chrome tabs open while occasionally tweaking CSS. But they love you anyway, bless their financially drained hearts.

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