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Ah, the classic programmer paradox: Save 0.3 seconds typing "cnt" instead of "count" only to waste 2 hours debugging why your function is mysteriously failing. The docstring is right there screaming the answer too! Nothing like the smug satisfaction of typing fewer characters followed by the soul-crushing realization that your keyboard shortcut just cost you an entire evening. This is why code reviews exist - to catch you before you abbreviate yourself into debugging hell.

Ah, the classic agile death march. Manager shocked that someone dares question their "optimized" workflow while developers live the nightmare of back-to-back sprints with no breathing room. Fun fact: The Agile Manifesto actually values "sustainable pace" but somehow that page got mysteriously torn out of every manager's copy. Weird coincidence.

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