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Content Dad: why are your eyes red son? Son: I smoke weed. Dad: Don't Lie. You're crying because you have been coding in JavaScript.

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The duality of AI in the development lifecycle is painfully accurate. Junior devs are celebrating like they've discovered fire – "Look ma, no hands!" – while generating code they barely understand. Meanwhile, senior developers stare into the existential void as they're forced to review the AI-generated spaghetti mess. That thousand-yard stare says it all: "I've seen things... terrible things... like nested ternaries and 200-line functions named 'doStuff'." The circle of programming life continues – AI just made the mess arrive faster.

Why actually learn SQL when you can just insult everyone else's intelligence instead? The classic developer shortcut: when in doubt, blame others! Nothing says "I'm totally competent" like calling database experts names while secretly Googling "what is a JOIN statement" for the fifth time today. The true mark of a 10x developer is their ability to deflect, not their ability to query.