Act 1: "Look at us being so productive! Our AI agent now auto-merges 58% of PRs without human review, cutting merge time by 62%! Innovation! Efficiency! The future is now!" Act 2: "So... about that security incident involving unauthorized access to our internal systems..." The comedy writes itself. Vercel basically speed-ran the entire "move fast and break things" philosophy, except they broke their own security. Turns out when you let an AI agent yeet code into production without human oversight in a monorepo containing your marketing site, docs, AND internal tooling, bad things might happen. Who could've possibly predicted this? Oh right, literally everyone who's ever heard of code review best practices. The timing between these posts is *chef's kiss*. It's like watching someone brag about removing their smoke detectors to save on battery costs, then posting a week later about their house fire.