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The generational divide is real. While our parents were confidently starting families at 27, we're over here having existential crises about border-radius values. Nothing says "I've got my life together" quite like chain-smoking through the night while debating if 8px or 12px rounded corners will make or break your UI. Who needs the responsibility of raising a child when you can agonize over CSS properties until 4am? The true millennial lifecycle: birth, education, career, button styling anxiety, retirement.

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The ultimate tech resume flex: listing every framework, library, and tool you've ever glanced at for 0.5 seconds. That massive word salad of technologies—from Python to TensorFlow to "purrr"—is peak developer peacocking. The punchline is genius though. Asking recruiters to identify which ones are Pokémon is the perfect trap since several of these actually sound like Pokémon names (looking at you, "sparklyR" and "vulpix"—and yes, Vulpix is actually a fire-type Pokémon). It's the perfect litmus test for technical recruiters who claim to understand what you do but can't tell a data visualization library from something that shoots thunderbolts.

The ultimate C programming trauma in six panels! When Patrick says "I don't like C," Squidward immediately diagnoses this as pointer-phobia, while SpongeBob desperately tries to defend Patrick's dignity. But then Patrick commits the cardinal sin—declaring a pointer variable with int *y = &x; —proving he actually understands pointers perfectly fine! It's like someone saying they're afraid of heights while casually tightrope walking between skyscrapers. The memory management PTSD is real, folks—we've all pretended to hate pointers while secretly using them like pros.

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