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Content Interviewer: gives a hard algorithmic problem Me: solves it using library functions Interviewer: Nell yes, outstat but it's illegal.

HR: "Do you work in Agile?" Developers everywhere: *silent screaming* The truth hits harder than a failed production deployment at 4:59 PM on Friday. Whether you choose Waterfall (one big sequential pile of 💩) or Agile (the same pile, just broken into multiple sprints of 💩), you're still dealing with... well, you know. The only real difference? In Agile, you get to experience the disappointment in two-week increments instead of all at once. It's like choosing between getting punched once really hard or getting slapped repeatedly for eternity. Such innovation. Much methodology.

Content me typingrier code from stackoverflow. by hands hisslalike i wrote it myselt.

Content Fancy low level language developer Javascript developer 456 Why are you here? I thought you were financially stable. ProdrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic programming trivia game that's trolling newbies! The answer is obviously "Hello, world" (highlighted in green), but the joke's in the other options. "Git gud" is both a gaming taunt AND a version control pun. "Download Linux" is what every Stack Overflow answer suggests when you have a Windows problem. And "Error 404" is what your career becomes after forgetting a semicolon. The title "Git Gud" is extra spicy because it's telling beginners they need to master Git (arguably more terrifying than any algorithm).

Content My code yesterday: Doesn't work My code today: Works Me: what in the goddamn fuck