Allegory of the Developers

Content Bad x 10; Better X 1111111111; Good Pro for (int 10;1-11;1--) x-1; do x new Random() . nextInt(); while (x!10);

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World"

Content IS THERE A DOCTOR ONBOARD? 7 DON'T SEE THEM asking for a developer, DO YOU? DAD PIEASE, THAT MAN IS DYING! ProgrammerHumor THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOV. DAD, NOT NOWI WHY DONT YOU GO, turn him off and on again.

Content GIT PUSH -F CHAPTER TWO ONLY IN THEATERS SEPTEMBER 6

Content This code is self-explanatory and doesn't need comments And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume II

Content THAT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE YOU LIKE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD