Alien Code Review For Llm Inference

Finally, a social network where I can showcase my true skills: writing HTML tags that break in production but somehow work in dev. "CodedIn" - where your profile strength is measured by how many Stack Overflow questions you've copied without understanding. Connect with other developers who also pretend to know what they're doing.

Content Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that I figured out how to do something without ChatGPT and only with the documentation

Content M If Shakespeare lived today, what would be his style of code commenting? Please write a bubble sort to illustrate this. It is impossible to know for certain what Shakespeare's style of code commenting would be if he were alive today, as he lived over 400 years ago and did not have access to computers or programming languages. However, it is likely that his comments would be eloquent and perhaps even poetic, given his skill as a writer. Here is an example of a bubble sort algorithm with Shakespearean-style comments: Copy code I O, how this mortal coil doth turn and twist, As we strive to order this chaotic list! void bubbleSort(int arr) int n arr. length; I Lo, we loop and loop, ever striving I To bring forth a sorted array. for (int i O; i n- 1; i) Look how we bubble up the largest element, Like a cork upon the sea, Until it reaches the surface, And its true place in the array we see. for (int j O; j n - i - 1; ) if (arr arr 1 Ah, but if these two elements be out of place, I We must swap them, 'tis clear. I Like lovers long separated, Their true affinity we must make clear. int temp arrjl; arrj arrj 1; arrj 1 temp;

Ah, the perfect GitHub alibi! Luigi's contribution graph shows 0 contributions in 2024 but somehow managed 847 contributions on December 4th last year. That's not suspicious at all! Nothing says "I definitely wasn't committing a felony that day" like committing code 847 times in 24 hours. The classic programmer's defense: "Your Honor, I couldn't have done it—look at my GitHub activity! I was clearly too busy making meaningless commits to have time for murder."

The classic tale of developer overengineering, brought to you by "pingusVM" - a project that died before it lived. Nothing screams "I've been coding too long" like deciding your VM needs both stack AND register-based architecture when one would've done just fine. Meanwhile, WebAssembly is sitting there like "been there, solved that" while our ambitious dev realizes they've reinvented a square wheel. The best projects are the ones you abandon after that 2AM moment of clarity when you realize you're competing with an entire team at Google. But hey, at least they got a funny name out of it. RIP pingusVM (2023-2023) - we hardly knew ye.

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