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Oh honey, the AUDACITY! 💅 That skeptical side-eye is EXACTLY what happens when you try to convince auditors that your team actually reviews code! Like, sweetie, we both know those "code reviews" are just you and your work bestie typing "LGTM" faster than you can say "technical debt." The auditor's face is literally screaming "sure Jan" while mentally preparing the most scathing compliance report known to mankind. It's the corporate equivalent of telling your mom you cleaned your room when you just shoved everything under the bed!

Firefox just casually flexing on Chrome by disabling ad blockers... for the competition. While Google's over there killing ad blockers in Chrome, Firefox is like "Oh this extension that blocks ads on a competitor's product? Yeah, we don't support that anymore." The irony is chef's-kiss perfect. It's like watching your ex's rebound relationship fail spectacularly while you're thriving with someone better.

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