After every damn call.

Content Google programmers are programmers are not engineers programmers are programmers are easily scared programmers are arrogant programmers are lazy programmers are losers programmers are weird programmers are idiots programmers are annoying programmers are afraid to touch the code

Content no one knows the musk kid's name what!? its xaea 12! no that's just a pointerto where the name is stored

Content When you are promoted as Senior programmer after 4 years of experience...

Content GHOST Not terrible ZOMBIE Not terrible a little scary NUCLEAR WAR (La-zA- ZI-0-9 I.)a-zA - (2,))

Content Naming your child after a fictional character Hey there Khaleesi, how was school? I hate you with every ounce of being Naming your child after a programming language I'm so proud of you. Brainfuck

Content WHEN YOU APPLY FOR YOUR FIRST DEV JOB 6MONTHS AFTER START APPLYING NON-STOP 2WEEKS AFTER YOU ACCEPTED THE FIRST OFFER AND UPDATED YOUR LINKEDIN