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Imagine creating an entire programming language and then being asked to prove you know how to use it. The sheer audacity of HR making Ken Thompson—the literal father of C—take a C proficiency test is peak corporate bureaucracy. It's like asking Picasso to pass a coloring-within-the-lines test or making Einstein solve basic algebra before letting him work on relativity. "Sorry sir, company policy—everyone needs to demonstrate they can print 'Hello World' before accessing our codebase."

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THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of trying to implement a client API that refuses to share its documentation! You're sitting there, practically BEGGING for a crumb of information, and the API is just standing there like "All right then. Keep your secrets." The sheer AUDACITY! You're expected to somehow connect to this mysterious black box while the documentation is locked away in some digital vault guarded by dragons or something. Fine! I'll just reverse engineer your entire system through trial, error, and seventeen mental breakdowns. WHO NEEDS SLEEP ANYWAY?!

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