After deploying to production before long weekend

The ultimate power trip isn't becoming CEO—it's being the sole developer on your own repository. Nothing quite matches the thrill of creating a pull request, switching accounts, and giving yourself a glowing review before smashing that merge button. "Excellent code, me. Very clean implementation." Who needs code reviews when you can have a meaningful conversation with yourself? It's basically the software development equivalent of giving yourself a medal... while nobody's watching.

Oh. My. GOD. This absolute MADMAN is out here coding UI in pure C while the rest of us are frantically learning our 47th JavaScript framework! 💅 Look at this CHAOS WIZARD manually drawing rectangles and buttons with raw C code like it's 1985! Meanwhile React developers are having existential crises when their npm packages are 3 minutes out of date. The AUDACITY of this programmer to declare "not getting replaced by AI" while doing something so unnecessarily complicated that even AI would look at it and say "no thanks, I'll stick to generating cat pictures." The video title says it all - this isn't about efficiency, it's about SPITE. Pure, beautiful, petty programmer spite. And with nearly half a million views, apparently spite sells!

Content Asian parents when their kid starts learning C instead of At: Pathetic.

That door frame is the perfect metaphor for what happens when you inherit a 10-year-old codebase. Someone clearly said "the door doesn't fit the frame" and instead of rebuilding it properly, they just hacked together a bizarre extension. It's that special kind of solution where fixing it properly would require tearing down load-bearing spaghetti code, so instead you get this monstrosity that technically works but makes future developers question their career choices. The worst part? Someone got praised for this "creative solution" during a sprint review. And now it's documented as "intentional architecture."

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