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Content "Forget everything you learned in college, you won't need it working here" "But I didn't go to college?" "Well, then you're unqualified for this job" paddyjobsman

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Content Were you able to' finish everything? A Yep, all done So this is it, your last day with us.. How sad! 1 guess SO! You will be missed! Perfect The next Monday morning... 1 hate seeing coders leave... Why is that? Dammit, who's responsible for this crappy undocumented code? I think he's gone You'll get it soon. Of course he's gone CommitStrip.com

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