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Content GitHub Notch Retweeted Definitely Not Dan DefN... 2h v Replying to notch Read your code aloud and put it on Amazon as an audiobook Q9 17 15 216

SOMEONE PLEASE REVOKE THIS MAN'S DEVELOPER LICENSE IMMEDIATELY! 🚨 This tweet is the programming equivalent of saying "a hammer is just an API to nails" and "nails are an API to wood" and "wood is an API to trees." MAKE IT STOP! An API (Application Programming Interface) is a specific set of rules and protocols that allows different software applications to communicate with each other - NOT this cosmic tech ladder to the universe! The only thing this tweet proves is that if you string enough technical words together, you can sound profound while being CATASTROPHICALLY wrong. It's giving "I just discovered programming last week and now I'm having deep thoughts" energy.

Content I KILLED A MAN REWORKED OLD MEME KILLED PEOPLE AND YOU? WROTE FIGURED IT OUT ON A STACKOVERFLOW POST WITHOUT GIVING THE ANSWER DUDE WTF? ingilp.com CRERAFA

Content You have a gf She likes coding She takes an interest in your work She helps you debug your code

Content 1 includestdio.h 2 main 34 6 8 10 11 12 13 int j,j; printf ("'n the pattern is In"); for (1-0; 14; 1) for (0; j1; ) printf(" "); printf ("'n"); 1 includestdio. h 2 main( 5 6 7 8 9 107 printf ("n"); printf(" n); printf( printf ( printf (

Content Ash system.out memeln( ) guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting 2017-10-22, 1:56 AM All 22307 tests passed - 681 ms optjavajdk1.8.0121binjava Compiled with 0 errors and 0 warnings Process finished with exit code 0