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Content 4 Posted by 1 day ago 273 Does C give you superpowers? Is this a myth or there's some truth to it? " Share 71 Comments ff Award Share 1 day ago A C absolutely gives you superpowers. The line at the club the other night was two hours long, but when the bouncer saw my CppCon tshirt he let me in right away. I went to the bar and set up my laptop. Girls couldn't stop complimenting my template metaprogramming skills. I got 15 phone numbers and didn't pay for a drink all night. When I got back to my car a cop was writing me a parking ticket, but when he saw The C Programming Language by Barne Stroustrup sticking out of my messenger bag, he tore up the ticket. 4 321 " Reply Share

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