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When you realize that both JavaScript and C++ can be represented as either a massive rhinoceros or a delicate butterfly depending on which parts you actually use. The "Good Parts" books are basically saying "Here's how to avoid getting impaled by the language you're forced to use at work." Honestly, the fact that both languages need books specifically to identify their non-terrible features is the most savage burn in computer science history.

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