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Japanese train stations 🤝 programmers: indexing from zero. While normal humans count from 1, this train platform proudly displays platforms 0 and 1 for the Shinonoi Line, proving that somewhere, a developer was definitely in charge of the numbering system. The non-tech folks probably wonder why they can't just use normal numbers like civilized people, but we know better. Arrays start at 0, platforms start at 0, life starts at 0. It's the natural order of things if you've spent enough time staring at code until your eyes bleed.

Content I am the Oracle. I can answer any question you ask. WHY ARE YOU DOING A FULL TABLE SCAN ALTHOUGH EVERY COLUMN THAVE IN THE WHERE CLAUSE IS INDEXED Any question but that.

Content If you really think about it everything is a bool eyesOpen false; eyesOpen true; nHubOnline

Touch CSS once and your entire website transforms into a blurry Pikachu with its face melting off. The classic "I'll just change this one padding value" followed by your layout collapsing like a house of cards built by a caffeinated toddler. Frontend developers know that CSS stands for "Constantly Screaming Silently" when that one tiny tweak somehow breaks everything across 17 different screen sizes.

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Content Normal folk: Noooooo I can't wear this outfit, the shirt doesn't match! Me: