Microsoft Is Wild

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Microsoft Is Wild

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Microsoft's business strategy in a nutshell: Why make sensible decisions when you can just keep drawing cards until you have a whole deck of half-baked ideas?

From Windows Vista to Clippy, from Zune to Windows Phone, Microsoft has mastered the art of choosing "draw 25" over making good business decisions. They'll launch sixteen different messaging apps before fixing the one that actually works.

The funniest part? They're still somehow worth trillions. Maybe chaos is actually their business strategy. 4D UNO chess.

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