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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal Windows update saga in one perfect meme! 🙄 Microsoft giving us those DRAMATIC two options that are LITERALLY THE SAME THING: "No" or "Remind Me In 3 Days" when we all know that update is happening whether we like it or not! The audacity! The deception! The absolute THEATER of choice! It's like being asked if you want to be stabbed now or stabbed later while you're trying to finish that critical project due in 10 minutes. THANKS FOR NOTHING, WINDOWS! 💀

Content you know how to code? lot learn to network first. you don't know DSA? gtfo all this is good but recession is here lol where are your blogs? windows is shit learn linux blockchain is the future ai is going to eat your job lol indian influencer recommending the best language to learn in 2023. microservice is shit comeback to monolith algoexpert ad faang is the only randomly popping in way to success learn this new is framework do open source students trying to checkout moio learn CS in 2022-23 where are your green squares? mass firing everywhere software is not real lol

Oh, the sheer AUDACITY of opening PowerShell twice during a fresh Windows setup! Microsoft's surveillance system is apparently on high alert, watching you like a hawk because clearly you're about to do something absolutely SCANDALOUS with that command line. For context, Massgrave is a popular open-source Windows activation tool that runs via PowerShell scripts. So Microsoft sees you launching PowerShell for the second time and is like "Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right here..." 👀 The paranoia is REAL. You could literally be checking your IP address or creating a directory, but nope—Microsoft's already writing your name down in their naughty list. Big Brother Bill is watching, and he's VERY concerned about your PowerShell habits.

Content M. Dagrut 4h Damn, you're already picking variable names? I'm still stuck at the project name... (And there are these damned file names, later!) Reply 11 DuMusstRauchen 2h Damn, you're already thinking about Project name?I'm still stuck at choosing the right IDE 44 S azangru 1 51 m Damn, you are already picking an IDE? I still can't decide whether to use Windows, MacOS or Linux.

While politicians argue about what George Washington would think today, the truth is clear - our first president would've ditched the powdered wig for the sweet, sweet embrace of VS Code's dark theme. Forget crossing the Delaware; he'd be crossing breakpoints and merging pull requests. The man who couldn't tell a lie would definitely tell you to stop using Notepad++ and join the modern era. Constitutional amendments? Nah, he'd be more concerned with his extension recommendations and keyboard shortcuts. The father of our country would've been the father of clean, well-indented code.

Remember when "hacking" meant typing "eh" into Hotmail instead of spending 12 years learning advanced cryptography and neural network vulnerabilities? The 90s were wild—back when security was just a suggestion and the most sophisticated cyber attack was basically saying "please" to the server. Modern security pros looking at this are probably crying into their 64-character randomly generated passwords right now. Meanwhile, Microsoft was probably like "eh, good enough" when designing their authentication system. The golden age when you could become an elite hacker during your lunch break!