Weather app Memes

When climate change gets so catastrophic that your weather app just gives up on human-readable formats and starts outputting raw binary. "Screw it, you figure it out," says the API. The temperature readings are literally 1° and 0° alternating like some kind of Boolean fever dream. It's not Celsius, it's not Fahrenheit—it's straight-up true and false weather. Your weather app just downgraded from a high-level API to assembly language because apparently the climate situation is now so dire it needs to be expressed in the most fundamental data type possible. Next update: weather forecasts delivered in machine code. "Partly cloudy" will be 0x4A3F2B .

The eternal beginner's dilemma: choosing between the two most oversaturated tutorial projects in existence. Todo apps are basically the "Hello World" of CRUD operations, while weather apps are the "Hello World" of API calls. Both have been built approximately 47 million times by bootcamp graduates worldwide. The real pain here is that newbie devs genuinely stress over this choice like it's a life-altering decision, when in reality they'll end up building both anyway, abandoning them halfway through, and then starting a calculator app next week. The portfolio graveyard is real.