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Actual Review On My Explicitly Horror Game

Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging Testing

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Actual Review On My Explicitly Horror Game

When your code review gets a perfect score for being absolutely terrifying. That's not a bug report, it's a trauma report. The reviewer gave it seven hearts because they're still alive to write the review, which is more than we can say for their sanity. Legacy codebases should come with this exact warning: "If you're a fan of spaghetti code, give it a shot. If you value your mental health, stay FAR away."

Steam Reviews Got Nothing On Gnome Software Center

Linux Programming

3 months ago 134.1K views 0 shares

Steam Reviews Got Nothing On Gnome Software Center

The most unbiased software review in existence. Nothing says "quality control" like giving your own creation 5 stars and the profound critique of "I made it, I like it." At least they're honest! Open source developers reviewing their own software is basically the digital equivalent of your mom saying you're the most handsome boy at school. The brutal honesty of "I am the author and I like what I made" deserves some kind of award for transparency in tech.