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When a game dev says "manage your expectations" right before launch and then the reviews show 41.18% mostly negative ratings... *sips tea aggressively* It's the classic software development cycle: promise the moon, deliver a rock, then act surprised when users notice the difference. The only thing optimized about this game was the warning that it wouldn't be optimized. Next time just skip the PR talk and put "It's broken, but we have shareholders to please" on the box. At least that would get points for honesty.

When your code review gets a perfect score for being absolutely terrifying. That's not a bug report, it's a trauma report. The reviewer gave it seven hearts because they're still alive to write the review, which is more than we can say for their sanity. Legacy codebases should come with this exact warning: "If you're a fan of spaghetti code, give it a shot. If you value your mental health, stay FAR away."