User-consent Memes

When you thought declining cookies meant something but the website was like "cute, but no ❤️". The code literally says "if cookies accepted, track user... ELSE track user anyway" because apparently your privacy preferences are just a fun suggestion, not an actual command. It's giving "I respect your boundaries" energy while simultaneously installing seventeen tracking pixels on your browser. The audacity is truly chef's kiss. This is basically every major tech company's approach to GDPR compliance—make it LOOK like you have a choice while the trackUserAnyway() function is already warming up in the background like a villain monologue.