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Unity Build Failed Because Of Unused "Using UnityEditor.Experimental.GraphView"
Unity Csharp Gamedev Programming Debugging
9 days ago 133.3K views 0 shares
Unity Build Failed Because Of Unused "Using UnityEditor.Experimental.GraphView"
Unity in Play Mode: *sees unused namespace* "hehe, whatever bro, I'm chill" Unity during Build: "UNUSED NAMESPACE? UNACCEPTABLE. BUILD TERMINATED. DEPLOY THE TACTICAL NUKE." The duality of Unity's compiler is truly something to behold. It'll let you run your game with all sorts of questionable code decisions, but the moment you try to actually build it? Suddenly it becomes a code quality inspector with zero tolerance policies. That innocent using UnityEditor.* statement you forgot about? Yeah, that's staying in the editor where it belongs, buddy. Production builds don't need your experimental graph view nonsense. Pro tip: UnityEditor namespaces literally cannot exist in builds since they're editor-only. It's like trying to ship your dev tools to production. Unity's just protecting you from yourself... in the most annoying way possible.

Small Function, Big Documentation
Programming Debugging Testing
2 months ago 184.7K views 0 shares
Small Function, Big Documentation
The tiniest function in the codebase, yet somehow has the most dramatic documentation. That empty function with a novel-length comment explaining why we don't use it is the programming equivalent of buying gym equipment just to hang clothes on it. The best part? It's private, so nobody else will ever see your shame. That's not technical debt—it's a historical artifact preserved for future archaeologists to puzzle over.

I Just Think They're Neat
Javascript Webdev Agile Programming Frontend
6 months ago 353.5K views 0 shares
I Just Think They're Neat
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of project managers questioning my PRECIOUS collection of 1000+ unused libraries! 💅 Listen, sweetheart, I don't come to YOUR desk and question why you have 47 Gantt charts for a project that was supposed to be done LAST YEAR. These libraries are my emotional support dependencies! Some developers collect stamps, I collect npm packages that I might use someday in that hypothetical perfect project that exists only in my dreams. And YES, our build time is 4 hours and our node_modules folder is larger than the known universe, but LOOK AT ALL THESE PRETTY PACKAGES! They're just sitting there... being neat! Is that a crime now?!