Unix timestamp Memes

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Integer Overflow: The Time Bomb Ticks
Programming Security Linux Debugging
16 days ago 66.7K views 0 shares
Integer Overflow: The Time Bomb Ticks
Oh look, it's the 2038 problem in action! When you store time as a signed 32-bit integer, you're basically giving your system an expiration date of January 19, 2038. After that? Total digital apocalypse. The poor guy is staring at a calendar showing both December 1901 and January 2038 because his phone just time-traveled to the edges of its numerical universe. When that integer counter maxes out, systems will wrap around to negative numbers—hello 1901, goodbye sanity! Somewhere, a COBOL programmer is muttering "Y2K was just a practice round."

Unix Time Stamp Memes Be Like
Linux Devops Bash Programming Backend
3 months ago 104.3K views 0 shares
Unix Time Stamp Memes Be Like
This meme hits the sweet spot of programmer inside jokes. The Unix timestamp 1720619723 converts to July 10, 2024, 4:15:23 PM GMT. Only true backend nerds would get the joke without converting it first! It's like the frog is saying "Hey fellow programmers, check the current time" but in the most unnecessarily complex way possible. Classic programmer flex - using epoch time instead of just saying the date like a normal human being. The chubby frog's deadpan expression perfectly captures how programmers drop these technical references and expect everyone to understand.

Found The Perfect Date
Programming Javascript Databases Backend
3 months ago 119.1K views 0 shares
Found The Perfect Date
Ah, the classic programmer date format dilemma! While most people think of candlelit dinners or romantic walks, our hero goes straight for the DD/MM/YYYY specification. Because nothing says "I'm a developer" like having strong opinions about date formats. This is peak programmer humor - the kind where we completely miss social cues because we're too busy thinking about data standardization. ISO 8601 supporters are probably fuming right now. "YYYY-MM-DD is clearly superior for sorting!" they scream into their mechanical keyboards. At least he didn't say Unix timestamp. That would've been a second date dealbreaker for sure.