Ultrawide monitor Memes

Ah, the ultrawide monitor—the only technology capable of displaying a Java class name without horizontal scrolling. Because nothing says "I'm an efficient programmer" like needing NASA-grade screen real estate just to read AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean without eye strain. Java developers don't need coffee to stay awake—they just read their own class names out loud and the existential crisis keeps them alert for days. That monitor isn't a luxury, it's survival equipment .