Trust Memes

That moment when you realize your "no logs" VPN is actually Ned Flanders in a trench coat peeking through your browser history. VPN providers love to advertise their "zero logs" policy while simultaneously watching everything you do like an overly attached ex. It's the digital equivalent of someone promising they're not listening to your conversation while wearing noise-canceling headphones backward. Trust in the cybersecurity world is about as reliable as a chocolate teapot in a sauna.

The sweet innocent smile of contributing to open source vs. the ABSOLUTE HORROR when you realize intelligence agencies might be lurking in your pull requests! 😱 Your cute little "fixed a typo" commit? CONGRATS, you just helped the CIA, FSB, and Mossad improve their surveillance code! Free and Open Source Software becomes Free and Open Spying Software when the alphabet soup agencies decide your project looks like a PERFECT place to slip in some "extra features." Nothing says "community-driven development" like wondering if that random contributor from nowhere is actually a spy with a government paycheck! TRUST ISSUES ACTIVATED!