Technician Memes

This Yu-Gi-Oh card perfectly encapsulates the god-tier status of that one technician who can fix literally anything in your office. You know the one—the person who somehow knows how to unjam the printer, reset the router, recover your "accidentally deleted" production database, AND explain why your code works on their machine but not yours. The effect text is chef's kiss: buffs all your machine-type monsters (your infrastructure), can special summon from your deck (pull solutions out of thin air), and the "Your mom's toothbrush" spell card immunity is just *peak* absurdist humor. Plus the 3800 ATK means this card is absolutely busted—just like how that one tech wizard makes everyone else's troubleshooting attempts look pathetic. The real kicker? If they've been in your field for 3 turns, you can summon a "Gooch collector" from your deck but it gets destroyed at the End phase. Translation: their help is temporary, and eventually you're on your own again. Better hope they don't leave for another company or you're all doomed.