Tech stocks Memes

Nvidia stock plummeting 17.44% after someone supposedly declared "GPUs are for gaming, not for speculation" is the financial equivalent of yanking the power cord during a CUDA training session. Crypto miners and AI researchers frantically watching their RTX investments nosedive faster than a poorly optimized neural network. Meanwhile, gamers who just wanted reasonable prices are sitting in the corner with popcorn watching the chaos unfold. The irony of hardware designed for parallel processing causing such sequential market destruction is *chef's kiss*.