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Finally We Are Safe

Finally We Are Safe
Jim Cramer just blessed us with his wisdom about software dying and hardware rising. For those who don't know, Jim Cramer is basically the inverse oracle of investing - whatever he predicts, bet on the exact opposite happening. His track record is so consistently wrong that he's become a contrarian indicator. So when he says software is collapsing and hardware is ascending, every developer just breathed a collective sigh of relief. Our jobs are safe, the cloud isn't going anywhere, and SaaS companies can keep printing money. Thanks Jim, you beautiful reverse prophet. The man could predict rain in a desert and somehow the Sahara would get drier. Software engineers everywhere are now updating their LinkedIn with "Jim Cramer said software is dead" as job security insurance.

GPUs Are For Gaming, Not For Speculation

GPUs Are For Gaming, Not For Speculation
Nvidia stock plummeting 17.44% after someone supposedly declared "GPUs are for gaming, not for speculation" is the financial equivalent of yanking the power cord during a CUDA training session. Crypto miners and AI researchers frantically watching their RTX investments nosedive faster than a poorly optimized neural network. Meanwhile, gamers who just wanted reasonable prices are sitting in the corner with popcorn watching the chaos unfold. The irony of hardware designed for parallel processing causing such sequential market destruction is *chef's kiss*.