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The Junior Developer Approval Syndicate
Git Devops Agile Programming
16 days ago 195.8K views 0 shares
The Junior Developer Approval Syndicate
The AUDACITY of junior developers forming their own little code cartel! 💀 Two identical devs with matching fanny packs and questionable haircuts, shaking hands in a secret pact to approve each other's merge requests without adult supervision. It's like watching toddlers decide they can cross the street by themselves because they've successfully put their own shoes on. The codebase is LITERALLY TREMBLING in fear as these two bypass every senior review process with their little "I'll approve yours if you approve mine" scheme. The production environment is one merge away from spontaneous combustion!

Tech Is A Lawless Industry
Programming
6 months ago 113.6K views 0 shares
Tech Is A Lawless Industry
Ah yes, the infamous barefoot programmer in his natural habitat. While other industries have dress codes, tech has decided that shoes are merely a suggestion. The guy walking barefoot through a professional office space perfectly captures why tech is truly lawless. When your code compiles on the first try, you too can transcend societal norms like footwear. After all, who needs shoes when you're walking on the cloud... computing platforms. Remember: socks are just containers for your feet, and sometimes containers need to be removed for optimal performance.

The Great Developer Divide
Backend Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
7 months ago 150.9K views 0 shares
The Great Developer Divide
Ah yes, the endless war between curly braces and angle brackets. Backend devs sitting in their natural habitat—a poorly lit room with messy desk and Apple hardware they never asked for but "it's company policy." Meanwhile, frontend devs get the ergonomic chair and dark mode IDE because apparently CSS traumatized them enough already. The true irony? Both are staring at black screens with colored text thinking they're completely different species while essentially doing the same thing—turning caffeine into bugs... I mean code.