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I Fear No Man But Open Air Cases
Hardware Programming
23 days ago 67.5K views 0 shares
I Fear No Man But Open Air Cases
The bravest programmer suddenly turns into a quivering mess when confronted with an open air computer case. Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a dev quite like those dust-collecting, static-electricity-attracting, cat-hair-magnetizing monstrosities. One accidental sneeze and your $2000 rig becomes an expensive paperweight. The only people who voluntarily use open air cases are the same people who test in production and don't use semicolons in JavaScript.

Don't Care, I Just Enjoy It
Programming AI
24 days ago 76.1K views 0 shares
Don't Care, I Just Enjoy It
The bell curve of intelligence strikes again! We've got the blissfully unaware 70 IQ folks on the left who code because it brings them joy. Then there's the 130 IQ zen masters on the right who've transcended the existential dread and also code for pure enjoyment. Meanwhile, the "intellectual" 100 IQ middle-grounders are having panic attacks about AI stealing their jobs. Classic case of being just smart enough to be terrified but not smart enough to realize it doesn't matter. Honestly, the real galaxy brain move is coding because you enjoy it while the AI learns to handle all those tedious JIRA tickets you hate anyway.

AI Will Not Hesitate (To Be Used As Fearmongering)
AI Webdev Javascript Programming
2 months ago 126.9K views 0 shares
AI Will Not Hesitate (To Be Used As Fearmongering)
The classic tech panic bait-and-switch! First half: "AI is coming for your jobs, web devs! DSA knowledge? Useless. MERN stack? Dead. Only learn ML and chase whatever shiny new tech appears on the horizon!" Then the punchline drops: "The more terrified everyone is, the fewer people will compete for jobs... which means more job security for me ." It's the programming equivalent of telling kids the ice cream truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream. Pure psychological warfare disguised as career advice!