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Someone Cooked Here

Webdev Backend Programming Frontend Debugging

1 year ago 333.4K views 0 shares

Someone Cooked Here

Nothing says "we have no idea how our payment system works" quite like threatening users with financial ruin for using basic browser functions. The developer who built this clearly had a nervous breakdown after discovering their stateless web app couldn't handle the concept of a browser history. Instead of fixing the actual problem, they just slapped a scary red warning and called it a day. Classic case of "it's not a bug, it's a feature that requires user documentation in ALL CAPS and panic-inducing red text."

The Unholy Alliance: Functional Programmers Meet Anarchists

Programming Javascript

1 year ago 308.0K views 0 shares

The Unholy Alliance: Functional Programmers Meet Anarchists

OMFG, the functional programming zealots and political anarchists have formed an UNHOLY ALLIANCE! Both screaming "NO CLASS, NO STATE" but for ENTIRELY different reasons! 😱 Functional programmers are over here having existential meltdowns if a function dares to remember ANYTHING between calls, while anarchists are plotting the downfall of government structures. The fact they found common ground in this epic handshake is the most chaotic crossover since pineapple met pizza! Pure functions or pure chaos—either way, someone's world order is getting DESTROYED! 💥