Speedrun Memes

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Ruh Roh
Gamedev Security Windows
7 days ago 117.1M views 0 shares
Ruh Roh
Nothing says "we've got a problem" quite like watching your unreleased game running smoothly on cracked PCs while you're still squashing bugs in the official build. Sony and Rockstar execs sweating bullets because Ocarina of Time—a game that hasn't even hit shelves—is already being speedrun and modded by the PC master race. The piracy scene moved faster than their QA department ever could. That nervous breakdown face? Yeah, that's the exact moment they realized their multi-million dollar DRM strategy just became someone's weekend hobby project. The game leaked before it could even walk, and now it's doing backflips on unauthorized hardware. Corporate nightmare fuel at its finest.

PC Port Any% Speedrun
Gamedev Programming C++ Windows Hardware
1 month ago 138.8M views 1 shares
PC Port Any% Speedrun
Rockstar announces GTA 6 PC will come "later" (translation: 2027 at the earliest), and the PS5 emulator devs are already sharpening their keyboards. Nothing motivates open-source developers quite like corporate artificial scarcity. While Rockstar's taking their sweet time with the PC port, some legends in Discord servers are about to reverse-engineer an entire console architecture just to play it on their RTX 4090s. The speedrun community has nothing on emulator devs when they smell a challenge. Give them a month and they'll have something running at 12 fps with purple textures. Give them six months and it'll outperform the actual console version.

Classic
Algorithms Programming Debugging Vim Math
10 months ago 738.8K views 5 shares
Classic
You're sitting there proud of yourself for using a debugger and waiting a whole 60 seconds for your IDE to boot up, thinking you're doing pretty well. Then you look at the leaderboard and realize you're competing against: • A guy who's literally on Adderall speedrunning problems with pre-written scripts • Someone doing APL puzzles on a System/360 emulator for fun (their HTML 2.0 compliant homepage confirms they're clinically insane) • An Eastern European dev making $200k who types faster than your brain can process thoughts • A Linux kernel hacker golfing in languages that sound like Lovecraftian incantations and measuring performance in clock cycles • A Chinese prodigy who's been institutionalized since age 3 and needs a PhD in discrete math just to understand their solutions • And finally, the most terrifying of all: an IT support guy forced to solve everything in Excel VBA who somehow channels the collective knowledge of every Indian educational YouTuber ever Competitive programming: where your imposter syndrome gets imposter syndrome.