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PC Port Any% Speedrun
Gamedev Programming C++ Windows Hardware
15 days ago 138.8M views 1 shares
PC Port Any% Speedrun
Rockstar announces GTA 6 PC will come "later" (translation: 2027 at the earliest), and the PS5 emulator devs are already sharpening their keyboards. Nothing motivates open-source developers quite like corporate artificial scarcity. While Rockstar's taking their sweet time with the PC port, some legends in Discord servers are about to reverse-engineer an entire console architecture just to play it on their RTX 4090s. The speedrun community has nothing on emulator devs when they smell a challenge. Give them a month and they'll have something running at 12 fps with purple textures. Give them six months and it'll outperform the actual console version.

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Algorithms Programming Debugging Vim Math
9 months ago 716.7K views 4 shares
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You're sitting there proud of yourself for using a debugger and waiting a whole 60 seconds for your IDE to boot up, thinking you're doing pretty well. Then you look at the leaderboard and realize you're competing against: • A guy who's literally on Adderall speedrunning problems with pre-written scripts • Someone doing APL puzzles on a System/360 emulator for fun (their HTML 2.0 compliant homepage confirms they're clinically insane) • An Eastern European dev making $200k who types faster than your brain can process thoughts • A Linux kernel hacker golfing in languages that sound like Lovecraftian incantations and measuring performance in clock cycles • A Chinese prodigy who's been institutionalized since age 3 and needs a PhD in discrete math just to understand their solutions • And finally, the most terrifying of all: an IT support guy forced to solve everything in Excel VBA who somehow channels the collective knowledge of every Indian educational YouTuber ever Competitive programming: where your imposter syndrome gets imposter syndrome.