Software priorities Memes

The absolute duality of software trust issues. I'll scrutinize every line of a GitHub repo before installing, but LibreOffice wants me to close Steam? Sure, whatever. Nevermind that Steam has my credit card, 200+ games, and runs with elevated privileges. But hey, gotta update that spreadsheet I use twice a year! The security theater we perform daily is truly magnificent—paranoid about npm packages but blindly clicking "Yes" when Microsoft Office demands administrator access to "check for updates." Pure developer cognitive dissonance at its finest.