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We Don't Stress Our Customer
Security Backend Programming Debugging Webdev
1 month ago 63.9M views 1 shares
We Don't Stress Our Customer
"We're facing an SMS issue" is corporate speak for "our entire SMS infrastructure is on fire and nobody knows how to fix it." But hey, no worries! Instead of making you wait for the actual OTP, they've thoughtfully hardcoded one for you: 910296. Just type that in and pretend everything's working as intended. Nothing screams "production-ready" quite like displaying your fallback OTP directly on the login screen for the entire world to see. Security through obscurity? More like security through "please don't hack us, we're already struggling." The devs probably had a 3 AM Slack conversation that went: "Should we fix the SMS gateway?" "Nah, just hardcode an OTP. What could go wrong?" Props to whoever wrote that message though—they managed to sound both apologetic and completely unbothered at the same time. "We don't stress our customer" is technically true when you eliminate the need for them to check their phone. Innovation!

This Is A Very Good Idea
AWS Cloud Security Programming
7 months ago 739.5K views 0 shares
This Is A Very Good Idea
Nothing says "I've learned nothing from security training" quite like this masterpiece. Dude's planning to spoof AWS billing alerts via SMS and even wants to include a link to the "official AWS dashboard" to make it look legit. Because obviously, the best way to prank your friends is by potentially getting arrested for phishing and identity theft. The real comedy here is thinking your friends won't immediately panic and call their bank, or worse, actually click that link. Then you'll be explaining to HR why half the company reported a security incident that traces back to your phone number. Pro tip: if your prank requires you to clarify "it's not phishing," it's definitely phishing. Also, $50k? That's rookie numbers. If you're gonna fake an AWS bill, at least make it realistic—like $127,483.29 from accidentally leaving a NAT Gateway running in 47 regions.