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Best I Can Do Is A Reset

Security Databases Programming Backend

1 year ago 379.0K views 0 shares

Best I Can Do Is A Reset

The eternal dance of users forgetting passwords and sysadmins shrugging helplessly! Proper password storage means even admins can't see your actual password - they can only nuke it back to factory settings. That's not incompetence; that's security by design . Your password should be a one-way hash buried so deep that even the database admin is just staring at a cryptographic salad. If your IT person CAN tell you your password, update your resume immediately because that company's security is more vulnerable than PHP without input sanitization.

The Duality Of Dev

Debugging Devops Programming Testing

1 year ago 326.9K views 0 shares

The Duality Of Dev

The bell curve of debugging intelligence. At the bottom left and right, the simple souls with their "just reset it bro" approach—blissfully unaware but sometimes right. Meanwhile, the 34% crowd in the middle is sweating through Root Cause Analysis like it's their religion. They're writing 12-page documents about why the server hiccupped at 2:17 PM last Tuesday. Truth is, both the village idiot and the enlightened sage arrive at the same conclusion: turning it off and on again fixes 90% of problems. The difference? One spent 8 hours documenting the electron flow through the CPU first.