Recording Memes

When someone asks if you're recording during a meeting and you're wearing smart glasses with a camera built into them. Nothing says "totally not recording" like answering "No" while sporting what's essentially a surveillance device on your face. This hits different in the tech world where we're all pretending we're not building the dystopian future one API call at a time. The irony is delicious: we spend our days implementing telemetry, logging everything users do, and then act shocked when people don't trust our "No" when we're literally wearing cameras on our heads. Fun fact: Those recording indicator lights on devices? Yeah, they're software-controlled. Sleep well tonight.