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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
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The Need For Commit Speed
Git
Programming
Devops
10 months ago
292.5K views
1 shares
Behold the ULTIMATE time-saving technique that separates the coding peasants from the keyboard royalty! ๐ Why waste precious milliseconds typing "changes" correctly when you can just slam "chnages" into your commit message and save enough time to... I don't know... contemplate your life choices? The sheer AUDACITY of those who meticulously spell-check their commit messages! Meanwhile, the rest of us are living in 3023 with our typo-driven development methodology. Future historians will study this revolutionary approach!
Print Everything
Debugging
Programming
Testing
Python
Javascript
1 year ago
278.7K views
0 shares
Oh sweetie, you think I'm going to use a sophisticated debugging system when I can just LITTER MY CODE with print statements like some kind of digital breadcrumb trail?! ๐ The AUDACITY of proper debugging tools expecting me to learn how they work when I can just sprinkle print("MADE IT HERE!!!") and print("WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING OMG") throughout my code like some deranged fairy godmother of troubleshooting! And don't you DARE judge me when I forget to remove them before pushing to production! That's just my signature, darling! โจ
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