Platform-changes Memes

Discord really said "let's shoot ourselves in both feet" with their username policy change. They spent years being the cool platform where you could be xXDarkLord420Xx#6969 in complete anonymity, then suddenly decided everyone needs a unique @handle like it's Twitter circa 2009. The kicker? They forced this change to "make it easier to find friends" after already demonstrating they have the data security practices of a sieve. Now they're shocked—SHOCKED—that users are leaving and revenue is tanking. Turns out people liked the anonymity. Who could've predicted that destroying your core value proposition would have consequences? Certainly not their product team, apparently.