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Resurrect Your Old Spare Computer

Resurrect Your Old Spare Computer
So you dug that dusty 2009 laptop out of the closet, slapped Linux on it, and suddenly you're running a self-hosted VPN, Pi-hole, and maybe a Nextcloud instance. Your friends think you've gone full tinfoil hat mode, but you're just practicing good OPSEC (operational security) like any reasonable person who's read one too many articles about data brokers. The drill sergeant format is chef's kiss here—because yeah, caring about digital privacy in 2024 shouldn't be some fringe conspiracy theory. It's literally just common sense with extra steps. That old ThinkPad running Debian isn't paranoia; it's called not wanting your smart toaster to know your browsing history. Plus, Linux on old hardware is basically necromancy. That machine was practically e-waste until you gave it a second life as your personal Fort Knox. Windows would've needed 45 minutes just to boot.

Remember To Not Broadcast Your Login Credentials On National TV If Possible

Remember To Not Broadcast Your Login Credentials On National TV If Possible
Nothing says "we take security seriously" like posting your admin credentials on a sticky note that ends up on national TV. That sign literally says "For Microsoft Session We Use Operator Password: Sab001" and then goes on about personal credentials for other systems. Some poor IT admin is having a heart attack right now while frantically resetting passwords across the entire organization. The best security system in the world, defeated by a post-it note and a camera crew. Classic example of why your security policy should include "don't write passwords where millions can see them."

For This Network, Identify At Least One Security Threat

For This Network, Identify At Least One Security Threat
The biggest security threat? Publishing your entire IT department's names, faces, and roles on a bright yellow poster for the world to see! Nothing says "please target me for social engineering" like a comprehensive directory of exactly who manages your systems. That "Network Administator" typo is just the cherry on top of this security nightmare sundae. Somewhere, a pen tester is printing this out and planning their next "phishing expedition" while IT security professionals everywhere are experiencing physical pain looking at this image.